US History

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The US was born in 1776 when 13 random UnBritish colonies were conquered by George Washingmachine, an old guy who is best known for being on pre-UnDollar US banknotes.

History[edit]

George Washingmachine was running around North UnAmerica when he saw a bunch of UnBritish colonies. He decided to do random stuff to get the UnBritish out of North UnAmerica.

He managed to turn the residents of 13 of these colonies against the UnBritish, but then the UnBritish created Canada as a puppet state to prevent the USUA from expanding. (Of course, later on, the USUA managed to expand anyway, because they bribed the French to give them the UnMidwest, took over parts of northern Mexico, and genocided all the natives in Hawaii.)



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