Shao Kahn

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Shao Kahn shows off his badassery
Cquote1.png It's official, you suck! Cquote2.png
Shao Kahn telling somebody they suck.

Shao Kahn is the inkredibly badass ruler of Outworld, who seeks to take over all the worlds. So, world domination on all worlds. He's sukkeeded on a few, by adding them to Outworld, which proves he's getting really good at it. If people try to stop him, he smashes them with his hammer!

How he gets thwarted[edit]

Basically, some gods set up a series of tournaments where one side has to win ten time in a row. Shao Kahn sends his bitch right hand man to lead his troops in these tournaments and he wins nine in a row, but always gets beaten by some guy in the tenth. If it weren't for this, Shao Kahn would have already conquered the world dozens of times over.

Other stuff about Shao Kahn[edit]

File:Mortal Kombat 9 - Shao Kahn's Taunts

  • Shao Kahn's name is NOT spelled "Shao Khan". If it were, some space captain would be on him day and night screaming "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
  • Shao Kahn is almost as Badass as the Undefeatables.
  • Shao Kahn forgets the "almost" part of the above statement most of the time at his own expense...
  • ...exkept at Armageddon where Shao Kahn is the last guy standing after everybody dies.
  • Shao Kahn is the founder of Kahn Academy.
  • He likes to hit things with his hammer.
  • He likes telling people they suck...especially when they do.
  • He likes telling people to "Finish Him" or "Finish Her".
  • He likes replacing the letter "C" with the letter "K".