Petey Piranha is a plant...thing...demon...ugh. He is a maniac who likes to smother people in his goo and then eat them, or just pour beer on their heads. He has friends, but none of them are as interesting as him, because he is a mutant. A creepy, crawly, idiotic mutant who shouldn't exist. But he does. With his unnaturally sharp teeth and idiotic underwear. Oh yeah. His underwear. HE ONLY WEARS UNDERWEAR! It's not even real underwear. It's literally a part of a shirt he ripped off. Imagine what it would be like to be the shirt's owner. Having it ripped, and THEN worn as underwear?! Disgusting. This guy is disgusting. I'm out of here.