Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson in front of Rainbow and the face of himself.
How to be as cool as MJ.

Michael "I am a white guy!" Jackson is BAD guy who is the King of Pop (a town in America) and a general in the Daedric Army. He is notable for singing cool songs and the ability to move backwards while walking forwards.

He was pretty popular in late 1980s so Sega hired him to destroy Nintendo and steal Shigeru Miyamoto's brain. This plan was going to be successful, until Shigeru created Reggie.

Michael Jackson has many magical powers like shooting lasers out of his fingers, throwing coins in enemy snipers and transforming in DeLorean and changing history.

In 2009 he was found dead, but when everybody started to dance at the same time he rose up from his grave and flew away to Planet X. This phenomenon is called the Miller. The Miller was discovered by Po as she was shot out of a cannon and into space by the Teletubbies, but then the rest of the Teletubbies danced, which brought Po back to life.

P.S.: You can also try to moonwalk.

Him in his zombie form