Illuminati

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NOBODY MUST KNOW ABOUT ILLUMINATI!


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אַלץ איז נאָר אַן אילוזיע.
מיר טאָן ניט זען מיט אונדזער אויגן.
מיר זע מיט אונדזער מיינונג.
But I might as well tell you anyway.

The Illuminati is a fictional evil group who thought it would be funny to RULE EVERYTHING! Really, I am afraid I am over exaggerating. You will see their symbol (pictured above) on EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF MASS MEDIA! Not EVERY aspect of mass media!

In the Bavarian Illuminati, every member was an Ancient Geek. In the modern Illuminati, every member is a nasty rotten celebrity! The Illuminati was founded by your great great great great grandpa Lemon. It was believed that Illuminati will kill people who are sharing their secrets. And we are showing this group to the public.

Additionally, a top-secret source recently revealed that a new sect of the Illuminati was formed specifically to control YouTube. This sect, which some call the YouTube Illuminati, is made up of 37 (known) companies that own almost all the most popular things on YouTube (except YouTube Poops, but they're working on those). The Angry Video Game Nerd? They secretly own him. The epic showdown between Segata Sanshiro and C4 (in disguise as Chuck Norris)? They started it--and got it all on tape! PewDiePie? They've got him in their pocket. As it turns out, this sect answers directly to Google.

Tie-ins with the Teletubbies[edit]

The Illuminati has many tie-ins with the Teletubbies. For starters, the Illuminati supplies them with weapons, like samurai swords and laser cannons. They also build Teletubby Clones for them. The Teletubbies are very grateful to them for all their help. The Illuminati fights on the Teletubbies' side in all the wars they have fought in.


Teletubbies and the Illuminati. It just shows their eالموت. Hey, what wqws thwat? Oh n ̡̡̢̥̼͈ͦ͗ͧ̆͞ ͋͗͂̂͂͋͢҉̦̭͍̭̲̬͕̜͎̭̺͔͙̭̮̖̯̬̀͞ ͆͗̆ͭ̈͊̀ͮ̉ͣ̔̚͝͏̢҉͔̱̖̝̭̹͚͟ ̡̮͚̺̼͍̦̖̯̥̹̭̩̭͙͔͇͑ͥͬͬ̐̍ͣ̚͘͘͠ͅ ̹̣̭̜̭̗̲̼͕͚͈̫͕͇̂̽ͬ̏̑͋ͥ͗̏̒̎͟͠ ̧͚̙̮͚͔̙̫̩͓̥̪̑̓́ͩͣ̄̏̃ͤ́ͫͣͩ̒ͥ́̕ o, s'il vous plaît dites-moi ce n'est pas le cas. Oh god. Oh my s̿̈͛͏̡̢̰̰̳̫̘͓͉̣͟͠d͇̫̜̖͉̫̦̟̗̟̭̯̫̺͆ͩͭ͐ͮ̎̕͘͟͠s̸̢͓͎̻͈̮̖͖͇͔̺͚̝͕̭̞͇̔͌̌̈͑̈̀̐̂̾ͯ́̾͠ď̴̢̛ͧ̎̈̃̌̅̍̂̀ͯͧ̃̋̈́̚̚͡҉͇͇̥̞̤̭͍̭̠̬̗̬ͅͅͅf̓͗̏̽ͣͦ̈́̒́҉̲͉͓̙͙̞͎̥̭̪̯͖̞͚w̧̝̖̻̘͔̯̬͍̰͖̦̘̳͎͕͋̈͌͒ͯ͋͒̈́̿̎̒͠eͨ̃ͭ̍̎ͤ̒ͯͣ͐ͣͮ͝͞͡͏̠̪̣̦̮̙̱̣͍̰̺ ing god. NOOOOSODOFODSFOGREGU̡̨̢̠̯̣̹͙͚̘͓̜͎̻͖͖͑̀͂ͪ̓ͩ̓ͨ́̚F͗̔̋ͬ͒͒͂ͭ̀ͨͧͥ̏͆͊̓͏̵̨̣͖͇̪̦̱͙͈̠͖͎̫̹́͟Ŭ̎̉̎͆̉͂́ͩ͂ͥ̈́̾ͯͧ͗҉̩̠͈͇̹̞̟͍̀͘͟ͅͅH̖̟̜̤̫͕̻͍̤̠̼̬̺̝̘͈̞ͩͧ̋̓ͥ̊̓̍̈ͧ͗ͦ͂͐ͨ̅ͥ̓̍̕͟ͅĠ̋ͮ̐͆̓͂ͨͦ̆ͫ͗̆̔̑ͤ͏̸̼̠͔͇̘̹̻̩̤̘̝̘̥̰̣̙́͢Ę̱̗͇͎̘͙̖̄ͭ̌̅̇̍͒ͥͤ̄̈́͑́͊͂̔̕R̦͖͚̟̲̠ͦͯ̐̆͒͌̆̾ͨ̈̽̚͘͠͝H̥̰͓͓̉͗ͥ̐̈͢͝Y̴̢̡͙͓͙̥ͫ̄̽͌͛ͅF̴̵̓͋̓̎̉̏̇͑̕͏͔̦͚͖͕͔̠͍͎̦̫̞͖̬̤H͓͇̼̳͉̘̠̫̫̲̐̑͊̌̽͟͞Ȩ̙͈̳̜͔͎̘̣̪̭͖͋̏̆̅̌͗͢Ṛ̷̴͓̹̖̼̳̹̖̼̜̱̠̫̥͌ͩ̋ͨͤͥ̈́̽͗̇̓ͩͤ͑͟͠Û̸̧͇͇̬̰̦̜̭͍̯̗̱̠̙̅̓͒̉ͫͨͫͦ̚͘͠͝F̸̢̬̼̫͙̘͓͖̩͕̬̩͎ͨ͂ͨ̍ͩ͆̾̇̏͆͒͑͐͐ͧ̓̍̊̀͜Ḩ̷͈̣̖̒ͫ̈́͌͠͠͞ͅR̴̵̡̦͎̪͕̺͕̯̪͊̈̉͌̐ͬͪ̏͆ͤ͑E̪̜̫̪̣̾̍ͪ͛̉͠F̱͈̝̦̭̗̮̝͚͔ͮͤ͛͆̎͒̾͐̃̐́͢U̵̵̯̥̱̳̯̫̜̰̞͎͕̳͖̻ͫ̋͑͌͛̌͐͋ͤͩ̓͠Ȅ̶̷̛̱̘̰̼̜͚͇̳͚͍͚̬̝̻̝̼̞̲̹ͬ̈́̑̑̌ͨ̅̾͌̅̔̒̓̅̉̚R̵̷̠͓̞̣͙̩͎̥̖̻̘͇̤̓͒̊̎ͫͣͬ̅͘͢͠H̸̛͙̼̟̲̟̥͖̹̤̪̭͔̰̪ͨ̇ͭ̄̾̓̓͘͞G̺̲̱͍̜͎̖̘̙͚̜͉̙̰͍̱͖̫͖ͥ̓ͣ̍͐͒̆̏̌͘̕S̄́̓̀̉̃̾̑ͦ͑̊̉́̐͂̎́̀͏̷̨̙̭̠͈̝̹͎͇͔̦̝͕͇E̵̛̟̹͍͈̜̖̝͖͓͇ͬ͑̍͌ͮ̌ͨ̂̇͗̈́͟͞R͌̽̌̓̿̎̑̑ͤͮ̔̏̋ͪͬ̓҉͎̤̘̰̜̰͈̮͙͖̼̱̩̠͈͈͘ la fin est proche

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