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Cookie Monster with his cookies

A cookie is a magical thing. Cookies are pastries of happiness. Cookies are the dessert of the gods. Cookies are your grandmother's favorite food. Cookies are things that may or may not have chocolate chips in them. Cookies are biscuits. Cookies are the stuff of legends. Cookies are the result of a secret conspiracy. Cookies are going to kill us all. Run! Run before it's too late! We're all going to die! No! Make it stop! The horror! We're all going to die!

The cookie was first invented by a Sir Cookie P. Monster in the great year of 1337. It was created as the result of a science experiment mixed with a cooking show on TV. The cookie is now considered to be the greatest invention of the 14th century. Yes, it's even better than the Spartan Laser (but only a little bit).

Cookies are featured in many different video shames. Some of these shames include Cookie Clicker, Grand Theft Sesame Street, Wario Kart 8, and Minecraft. Cookies can serve many purposes, from foods and medicine to currency and all powerful beings. Cookies are well renowned for their acting ability, able to play any role without hesitation.

Recipe[edit]

  • 3/4 Cup of Sugar
  • 1/4 Cup of Spice
  • 8 Kilograms of Everything Nice
  • 3 Years of Death Incarnate

To prepare your cookie, mix the four ingredients into a bowl. After having a pastor bless it and a satanist perform an evil ritual on it, put it in the oven at 700 degrees Celsius for about five minutes. Then take it out of the oven and dispose of it in the nearest hazardous waste facility before it is too late. Enjoy!