Cara Delevingne

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Cara Delevingne is Justin Beaver's minion. She is known for killing lotsa teenagers and kidnapping them if they hate Justin Beaver. She stars in a film called Paper Towels.

Origin[edit]

After the big failure and rage from Justin Bieber, he came up with a plan to make a person to assist him. So he combined a Barbie doll, a evil robot and a man, and thus, Cara Delevigne was born.

The guy/ girl look alike on the loose.[edit]

She is also known for kidnapping the teenagers and sending them to Justin Beaver's lair and turning them evil, if they hated Justin Bieber. So parents, hide your teens, because you'll never know if she'll kidnap your teen or not.

The face she makes when she is about ready to kidnap a teen.

Day job(s)[edit]

At the age of 19, Cara dropped out from university and found a job with the UnUnited Kingdom as a traffic sign. However, on December 22nd, 2012, she decided to take over the modeling world in 2013. She nearly succeeded, but in the middle of the year, the Illuminati realized she was getting too powerful, so they had her switch to acting instead. They figured she would do a decent job, because of her performance in the 2012 stage adaptation of Complicated Russian Novel. Today, Cara still works as a street sign, but only part-time.

Contrary to popular belief, there is not a deep connection between Cara Delevingne and Alessia Cara. Indeed, there is no connection at all.