- When your hand is stuck in a toaster, your hand is stuck in a toaster!
- —Captain Obvious.
Captain Obvious is a guy. He is a hero too. He always says things that are really obvious. He is wearing a mask. Captain Obvious also has a page on this wiki. You are reading it. In his logo "CO", C stands for Captain, and O stands for Obvious. His biggest rival is Old Asian Man because his quotes are just as epic as Captain Obvious. He is really obvious. If someone is falling down, someone is falling down. Justis Stupid is stupid. Somebody sees you.
Captain Obvious' new form
He looks like Captain America! However, he is still Captain Obvious.