Captain Obvious

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Cquote1.png I am Captain Obvious! Cquote2.png
Captain Obvious.
Cquote1.png Running into walls hurts. Cquote2.png
Captain Obvious.
Cquote1.png When your hand is stuck in a toaster, your hand is stuck in a toaster! Cquote2.png
Captain Obvious.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! TO THE RESCUE!
This is Captain Obvious.
Cquote1.png Falling into the lava kills you instantly! Cquote2.png
Captain Obvious
Cquote1.png Being good is a good thing kid! Cquote2.png
Captain Obvious talking to a kid
Cquote1.png The ocean is wet! Cquote2.png
Captain Obvious at the beach.
Cquote1.png UnAnything is a wiki! Cquote2.png
Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious is a guy. He is a hero too. He always says things that are really obvious. He is wearing a mask. Captain Obvious also has a page on this wiki. You are reading it. In his logo "CO", C stands for Captain, and O stands for Obvious. His biggest rival is Old Asian Man because his quotes are just as epic as Captain Obvious. He is really obvious. If someone is falling down, someone is falling down. Justis Stupid is stupid. Somebody sees you.

Captain Obvious' new form[edit]

He looks like Captain America! However, he is still Captain Obvious.