Billy Mays is the result of a genetic experiment involving Chuck Norris and Loud Nigra and is known for advertising items for both Morshu & Squadala Man. He has been a controversy during the Hyrulian Civil War to the present day. He advertises stuff like the King's Dinner Blaster and the Squadala Bomb. He faked his death in the year 2009, but he's really immortal. He was the one who invented Squadala's Flying Carpet and Squadala took all of the credit because he was just too AWESOME. He also invented thePetite Lap Giraffe. Here is a list of stuff he advertised for in the last century or so
- iPingas Insurance
- Big City DINNER Station
- Mighty Spagetti
- Squadala's flying Carpet
- Ultimate Dinner Blaster 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta
- Lamp Oil
- Not Rope
- THE KING (CD)
- Munf Munf
- Squadala Ratings
- Visit Raccoon City Today Inc.
- Billy Maim
- Triple Sh*tty Slider Station ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhpkFGyOP6g )
- Asriel Dreemurr DIY Kit ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5z4CDnSF1A )
- Kraft's Tubby Custard Ripoff (2035 Mary Troughton advert)
One day he was driving when he saw a man in a cloak jump onto another man and stab him. He asked the dying man who he was and the guy said Anthony Sullivan. Billy killed him and took over Oxi Clean. He then started advertising the most amazing junk in the world and killed people who don't buy it with his Bee Bazooka, which he once almost killed the King with. Then Ganon used DIE on Mays, forcing him to retreat.
Billy Mays not only known as a person that advertises stuff but also is known as a stalker. He particularly stalks Obama. As seen in this picture, Billy Mays also invites his friends like the King and Weegee when they go stalk Obama.
Billy Mays also has his own card in the famous new trading cards, CD-i & Youtube Poop Trading Cards by King Harkinian. It is one of the rarest and most valuable cards you can get.
Billy Mays also has an overpowered Ultimate Form, which can destroy entire universes.
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