Anime

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Cquote1.png Anime is really awesome! I recommend you to watch Boku no Pico! Cquote2.png
—''', Typical weeb
Cquote1.png 12 year old girls with breast implants? Looks like I've found the perfect show for me! Cquote2.png
—''', Your ass moments after the FBI raided your house
Cquote1.png It's amazing how works of art such as anime can be degraded into something that causes degeneracy and affects the health of the masses, whether it be mentally or physically. Cquote2.png
—''', Albert Einstein


This is what an "anime" is.

Anime is a psychological operation created by Japan/ The Penguins of Number Island during the The Fish War Second World War as a means of defeating the Muricans/Fish. The word "anime" is actually a diminutive of the word "animation" and was created to infest the minds of those who watch it and alter them to degeneracy.

History[edit]

This is what you watch.

Anime originated from the penguins seeing Private in a mermaid suit. This gave Skipper an idea, so he presented it to Japan. They soon broadcasted mermaid suit Private all over the UnWorld, hence the first anime. For the Fish War, it ruined the Mermaid's Legacy, however for World War II, the propaganda failed, the Japs then decided to use it for psychological warfare and was released into the public for its watchers to become less-competent and be social outcasts. Somehow, a penguin with a fish tail became people with gigantic eyes and breasts, and things went seriously downhill from there. The operation is successful, however, it spiralled out of control and became known worldwide. It does not just stop there, oh hell no, other forms of media related to anime were formed to further divert the minds of people into stupidity. This includes: manga, cosplaying, hentai (sub-genre of anime), etc.

Effects[edit]

Due to it being a global-hit, anime managed to spawn a new and lower form of humans known as weeaboos. It is also because of anime that the world is now collapsing and is transitioning into a land full of mindless, incompetent, creatures.