Adolf Hitler

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Adolf "I Kill You" Hitler

Hitler showing off his brute strength by NOM-NOM-NOMing a watermelon.

Gender: Male
Hair color: He has a mustache!
Eye color: Filled with hate
Species: Nazi
Home: Germany
Death: Killed Because of a War He Started
AKA: Rudolf Hitler or the Real Hitler
Likes: Killing People
Dislikes: Dying
Education: Nazism
Occupation: War-Starter
Known For: Are you kidding me?
UnRank: 2,841

Cquote1.png I am Adolf Hitler! You will serve me, and I will not kill you. Deal? Cquote2.png
Hitler, right before shooting anyone who doesn't say deal.

Adolf Hitler is a dead guy and the former terrorist leader of Germany, who shows off his brute strength by biting a watermelon. In an attempt to put memories of him in a shame, Hitario was hired. He was fired really soon for some random reason. He once tried to take over the world (OF COURSE!!!) by starting WWII, but ended up failing six years later, and killed himself with pills.

Hitler working in YTPMV Records, making his latest evil record.

He was a notable man in different organizations. He was the leader of Greatest Court of UnWorld and director of YTPMV Records for 2.5 days..

In a last year he cloned himself and had the clone go to live in a bunker with all of the Nazi government and a horrible person called Fegelein. The bunker was later found by Chuck Norris, who scared the people inside so much they developed a way to slow down time in the bunker just to make sure Chuck Norris would eventually leave and they would still be alive.

For some reason his clone is WAAAAAAAAY smarter than the original.

Hitler is also a fan of Windows Never Released.

Hitler was known for being the most evil man in World War II, and in history. This is good for him, because he got famous. This is bad for him, because about 95% of the world hates him. You win some, you lose some. But he lost a lot. He even lost the greatest war in history! That is why he is a loser. Other than that, he's an okay guy. Wait... he killed millions of people. He was evil. He now currently runs the new nation of the EuroZone which is all the countries in Europe now just one country mixed together.

Some rumor that he inspired the evil Handpuppet Ducky, who has been (semi) successful in his mission to RULE THE WORLD!!! It is also rumoured that he had created the evil Cementygas.

Hitler's Final Form[edit]


Hitler, after taking the pills that would eventually kill him, had a way to turn into a robot, but nobody knows how. Due to the robot containing glitches, it self-destructed, thus killing Hitler. Hitler killed himself after his wife Shrek got killed by Smile Dog. Hitler also had a child named King Pig